Netas to learn from IIM gurus <-click here for article
Saw this recent article from MSN. Politicians from UP(Ulta Pradesh) are going to take lessons from IIM profs. inside IIM Lucknow campus.

Arent our netas better businessmen without any ethics, they can sell even their own country. Now we are going to teach them how to do it methodically.

What actually is going to happen is this.

Bill Clinton decided to `teach' Lalu English, and invited him over to the US. They lock themselves in a room, and it is only after many weeks that the door opens. Out comes Lalu, with his usual smile, cool and unruffled. But Bill looks dazed. To shocked reporters Bill answers: "Ee babua hamar kuch bhi naahi sunat hai!"

these can be the expected outcome.

1) coming out of the session the IIM proffessor will surely say "80% reservation should be given to OBC"
2) U can see a bunch of Opposition parties staging a walk out not agreeing with the prof.
3) Both the ruling and Opposition members will hurl mikes and blows against the IIM staff's creating pandemonium. Or u can see the prof. hurling stones and practicing in the ground.
4) Ballot boxes will be out for sale during elections with proper advertisement tactics.
5) Using this chance Mayawati will encroach inside IIML campus and will build a huge Villa with a swimming pool, which Mulayam will get a stay so that neither IIM nor Mayawati are benefited with the land.

rest of stuff u can imagine.