MegaSeriosis-Fast spreading virus

There is a major outbreak of a virus getting into our Human system. The easily prone are the housewives in India
soon it may catch up with the younger generation too, the carrier for this virus is identified as Television. Some of the common Symptoms identified by researchers are

1) Excessive flow of tears particularly during prime time (Even if the TV is switched off)
2) Performing activities extremely slower than normal.
3) Calling near and dear ones with that of the Character names in the serial.
4) Sudden Burst of emotions for no reason concerned.
5) Getting into trance state forgetting what is happening around particulary after 8 PM.
6) Increase in Blood Pressure, when there is a Power Outage during prime time/ if the neighbour doesnt give proper update of earlier happenings.
7) The person normally counts only from 201,202......and number less than 200 sounds alien to them.

the virus is spreading in various names in different parts of the country. In Northern india they are transmitted either as "Kyunki saas bhi Bahu thi/Jassi jaisi koi nahi/Kusum....", In Souther india it is spreading in the name of "Annamalai/Metti Oli/Anni....". The first variant of this virus was discovered in early 90s and it was named

JUNOON

Scientists are working hard to curb this virus. One solution suggested by them as a prevention is to stay away from TV particularly during primetime.