Moral Story about Management

This Is A Story With A True Moral. Sit Back, Take Your Time And Read
Once PVNR (PV Narasimha Rao), L.K.Advani and Laloo Prasad Yadav were
travelling in an auto rickshaw. They met with an accident and all three
of
them died. Yama Raja was waiting for this moment at the doorstep of
death.
He asks PVNR and Advani to go to HEAVEN. But, for Laloo, Yama had
already
decided that he should be sent to HELL.

Laloo is not at all happy with this decision. He asks Yama as to why
this
discrimination is being made. All the three of them had served the
public.

Similarly, all took bribes, all misused public positions, etc. Then why
the
didfferential treatment? He felt that there
should be a formal test or an objective evaluation before a decision is
made; and should not be just asked on opinion or pre conceived notions.
Yama agrees to this and asks all the three of them to
appear for an English test.


PVNR is asked to spell "INDIA" and he does it correctly. Advani is
asked to
spell "ENGLAND" and he too passes. It is
Laloo's turn and he is asked to spell "CZECHOSLOVAKIA".


Laloo protests that he doesn't know English. He says this is not fair
and
that he was given a tough question and thus forced to fail with false
intent.


Yama then agrees to conduct a written test in Hindi (to give
anotherchance
assuming that Laloo should at least feel that Hindi would provide an
equal
platform for all three).


PVNR is asked to write "KUTTA BOLA BHOW BHOW". He writes it easily and
Passes. Advani is asked to write "BILLY BOLI MYAUN MYAUN". He too
passes.
Laloo is asked to write "BANDAR BOLA GURRRRRR....." Tough one. He
fails again.


Laloo is extremely unhappy. Having been a student of history (which the
other two weren't), he now requested for all the 3 to be subjected to a
test in history
Yama says OK but this would be the last chance and that he would not
take
any more tests.


PVNR is asked: "When did India get Independence?". He replied "1947"
and
passed. Advani is asked "How many people died during the independence
struggle?". He gets nervous. Yama asked him to choose from 3 options:

100,000 or 200,000 or 300,000.Advani catches it and says 200,000 and
passes.


It's Laloo's turn now. Yama asks him to give the Name and Address of
each
of the 200,000 who died in the struggle. Laloo accepts defeat and
agrees to
go to HELL.


Moral of the story : IF YOUR MANAGEMENT HAS DECIDED TO SCREW YOU, THERE
IS
NO ESCAPE !!!