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Tuesday, April 12, 2005

Hunting Ganguly

I dont watch much of cricket but nowadays jokes about Ganguly are outnumbering Sardar Jokes as the ODI's are going on between India and Pak(between two friendly enemies). I always believe that any match played by India is rigged, since politics start right from the Selection committee to the Last Ball of an match series.

Why blame Ganguly is my question? When the entire ten are not serious about the game. Anyone who leads India(even may be it is Manmohan singh) will have to face the stupidity of coalition and succumb to pressure of it. For Ganguly too it is a coalition goverment he is handling since each player in india is a seperate leader-a coterie(Indians cannot work in team is a renowned fact unless they are in US/Europe).

Wait till America outsources its cricket team to India and then see the performance of the Indian players in it. We are always used to get proud only about any Indian who works for a etranger country recognizes it. There is absolutely no patriotism to this team, only money speaks and will be the same in future too. If Bernard shaw had been there he would have commented that "Cricket is a game played by 10 Indians and 10 Billion Indians foolishly watch it thinking it will win".

Few Jokes about ganguly

" A new offer to the Pakistan team
Take the second Indian wicket and get Ganguly's wicket absolutely free "

"Q: Any guess which is Ganguly's favorite movie?
A: Gone in 60 seconds. "

"Indian Railways keen on Ganguly: At least we'll be having someone who comes (back) before time. This will help them improve the image with the Indian public. "

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Blogger ILA (a) இளா said...

Yaanai Elaicha Poonai Kooda Vaalai Aatumam. Tiger kke intha nelamaiya.

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