Do you speak politically correct English?

This is an interesting one which got posted in my company club,just to share it with u.

   Do you want to call someone "You Fat, Lazy, Stupid Bum!"  but still
   want  to be politically correct?
   Call him: "You Horizontally Challenged, Motivationally Deficient,
   Differently Logical, Non-goal-oriented member of society!

   Boring: Differently Interesting, Charm-Free
   Crazy: Emotionally Different
   Bald: Hair Disadvantaged, Follicularly Challenged
   Fat: Horizontally Challenged, Larger Than Average Citizen, Person of
   Substance, Possessing an Alternative Body Image, Differently Sized
   Failure: Incomplete Success,
   Unemployed: Indefinitely Idled, Involuntarily Leisured
   Lazy: Motivationally Deficient, Motivationally Dispossessed
   Sloppy: Specially Organized, Nontraditionally Ordered
   Chronically Late: Temporarily Challenged
   Clumsy: Uniquely Coordinated
   Incompetent: Uniquely Proficient
   Alcoholic: Person of Differing Sobriety
   Alive: Temporarily Metabolically Abled - as in "He's temporarily
   Metabolically Abled!" shouted the doctor.
   Fail a course: achieve a deficiency
   Lazy Bones: Person of Torpor
   Long-winded: Alternatively Concise
   Loser: Uniquely-fortuned individual on an alternative career path,
   person with temporary unmet objectives
   Sidewalk peddler: Unpremisesed business person
   Shoplifter: Nontraditional Shopper
   Stoned: Chemically Inconvenienced
   Stupid: Differently Logical, Cerebrally Challenged
   Ugly: Cosmetically Different.  As in "His favorite movie was 'The
   good,  The Bad, and the Cosmetically Different'
   Lie: Categorical Inaccuracy, Counterfactual Proposition
   Drunk: Sobriety Deprived
   Dead: Terminally Inconvenienced
   Fail: Achieve a Deficiency
   Girl: Prewoman
   Old: Chronologically Gifted, Experientally Enhanced
   Uneducated, Illiterate:  Alternatively Schooled

   A dog who resides in the United States: Canine American
   Prisoner: Client of the Correctional System
   Vague: Differently Focused

   From The Official Politically Correct Dictionary and Handbook' by
   Henry  Beard and Christopher Cerf