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Wednesday, December 22, 2004

Another hectic week of French!!

My 6 month battle with french finally ended last week, Oh what a tough fight it was, the feeling of CAT ON THE WALL craved upon me after a long time since i completed my graduation.

I didnt expect a 2 hour group discussion in 5 different topics, even in English i cant withstand that(topics like Ă„rranged Marriage Vs Love Marriage, Teenage is the real freedom etc etc". then the Written exam was like reading a Indian Newspaper in French full of true incidents. Ultimately i only did the reading not the writing so i dont regret it either. ;)

Only interesting topic was a written comprehension asking about the "advantages of MOBILE phones", i couldnt resist myself in citing about the CAMERA part of it and how it can be fully utilized for entertainment(Note: The Delhi Public School incident was always been a part of our regular class discussion!!!).

Anyway happened as happened, nothing to crib about, "Je suis tres desolee pour la Proffeseur qui corret mon papiere".

Friday, December 10, 2004

Vote for the 7 Wonders of the world

There has been a circulation around in my office/web sites to Vote for Taj Mahal as the Wonders of the world. I really wanted to know is it a real World wonder, there are so many other wonders in India itself which can compete with any other contestant from around the world. According to me the list below are EVERGREEN WORLD WONDERS that cannot be changed in Future. They are
1) Police in India.(No clues whether they are Protecting the law or endangering it!!)
2) Dr. J.Jayalalitha.(How to take revenge?? - not a Dale Carnegie book, but her MOTO)
3) Lallu prasad Yadav.(Minister(chief) <-> Culprit <-> Minister(Railways) same as Express train route isnt it)
3) Road Sense of Indians.( Did you ever Travel in a Blue line in Delhi?? Roller coster will Suck if you had!!)
4) Electricity Board in UttarPradesh.(They send bills even to corpses inside the cemetery)
5) Entire BIHAR state. (Why Iraq and not Bihar?? WMDs are abundant here)
6) Indian Cricket Team.(How to earn money for years without any talent!!!)
7) Mallika Sherawath(How to be HOT in the Market just by using words )

Anyone want to Disagree???

Thursday, December 02, 2004

Return of TOI

Today the Times of India(Delhi edition) was in Full fledge, the opening page it self, you know it is winter in Delhi by seeing TOI columns. "At 45 Delhi Men pause(having sex)" so no further comments on this article...do you need..

the really interesting one was in the second page
"A Major Porn CD supplier caught in Chandni Chowk"
Just below this was a Message from Delhi Jal Board(Metrowater)
"Supply to be hit in Delhi"

Though the supply meant meant water, when i connected those two headlines they inadvertenly coincided, and i couldnt resist my laughter.