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Wednesday, December 24, 2003

MegaSeriosis-Fast spreading virus

There is a major outbreak of a virus getting into our Human system. The easily prone are the housewives in India
soon it may catch up with the younger generation too, the carrier for this virus is identified as Television. Some of the common Symptoms identified by researchers are

1) Excessive flow of tears particularly during prime time (Even if the TV is switched off)
2) Performing activities extremely slower than normal.
3) Calling near and dear ones with that of the Character names in the serial.
4) Sudden Burst of emotions for no reason concerned.
5) Getting into trance state forgetting what is happening around particulary after 8 PM.
6) Increase in Blood Pressure, when there is a Power Outage during prime time/ if the neighbour doesnt give proper update of earlier happenings.
7) The person normally counts only from 201,202......and number less than 200 sounds alien to them.

the virus is spreading in various names in different parts of the country. In Northern india they are transmitted either as "Kyunki saas bhi Bahu thi/Jassi jaisi koi nahi/Kusum....", In Souther india it is spreading in the name of "Annamalai/Metti Oli/Anni....". The first variant of this virus was discovered in early 90s and it was named

JUNOON



Scientists are working hard to curb this virus. One solution suggested by them as a prevention is to stay away from TV particularly during primetime.




Saturday, December 20, 2003

Only one film per year!!!! - Need explanation.

While gazing over todays paper I saw an Hindi actor who has a twinkle in his eyes had given a statement that he will be working only two films per year or may be one. On my view what he actually meant was either no citizen is really able to tolerate more films of his or He has raised his wages to a considerable amount that with one film he is going to earn that of an entire year. I dont know which category this fellow falls under...

Friday, December 19, 2003

My Favourite One liner


This is my favourite one liner. I dont know which saint said this, got while surfing the web.

IF YOUR FATHER IS POOR IT IS YOUR FATE, IF YOUR FATHER-IN-LAW IS POOR IT IS YOUR STUPIDITY



Wednesday, December 17, 2003

Appraisal nearing

Heard from my fellow mates that my company is gearing up for the appraisal of its employees. Quite not sure what they are going to do with me, neither do i work nor i let others do their work.

But i still have a valid point which i assured my HR during the interview which was that "I will grow along with the company". I was weighing 85 Kg when my company had 85 Employees and now that they have increased to 100 employees also my weight has increased to 100 Kg. So i had grown along with the company, I hope those HR personnels should accept that and provide me a Raise........

Tuesday, December 16, 2003

CAN YOU WIN??

I'm astonished to see books like "You Can Win", "Who moved my cheese" ....... selling like hot cakes in the market. Though not an avid reader myself i accidentally read one of those to find most of the stories/instances mentioned in the book are known to us right from childhood for example, the Hare and the Tortoise story, Panchatantra stories,Mahabharata stories( i think we have 14 tamil films, 30 Hindi films,3 serials already already on it). Then what is the selling factor behind these books??? I hope just their application on the day today life/businesses or the way they are told.


Now i'myself have started reading Right from TINTIN, Tom and Jerry ....till Tirukural. You may soon expect a Worlds best seller in the name of "COUNT YOUR HAIR BEFORE THEY FALL" which will contain all those rich stuff i had read and not read. If it is successful as expected then a Management School is also on the Anvil.

16 December

This weekend i was as usual browsing the TV channels I halted upon(generally i dont, that is why i was chased from my home!!!) to see a Hindi film named "16 December". The film was about a Terrorist attacking our nation and how our hero and his team tries to stop that. I was astonished to see the way the film was taken, it had all the gadgets like Mike Pen, Password Cracking algorithms, Signal Jamming equipments, Spy cameras, Satellite Control rooms.... which we normally see in James Bond films . The film was very fast moving in every aspect, of course there were some duets added for commercial aspect.


There were some goof ups too, like showing the NUCLEAR weapon having Telephone Dial Up buttons, and a Chinese Electronic Calendar as the remote control for the Nuclear weapons. Also the hero just like that with the use of a PRINTER CABLE(sorry i know about computers) connects to alter the Nuclear Weapons Codes. I hope this anyway cant be found by the eyes of those People who are accustomed to watching Item numbers and Actors & Actresses running around trees.



As expected the film failed in the BOX OFFICE(too technical for Indian films!!!!).

Mera Bharat Mahaan----Jai Hind

Saturday, December 13, 2003

I welcome myself to the world of BLOG, since I know that no one else would dare to do that mistake. I'm going to speak about......Speak about..... Speak about......Come on wait for a while!!! First day of school/college/office is always OP(in Tamil you call it Out of Parade!!)I apply that to my start of blogging too.