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Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Astrology is Strange

Though not a strong believer in this mythical science, i was just looking at a daily forecast for my Sun Sign in one of the renowned portals. Under the heading TIP OF THE DAY this was the message

Take care of your pocket as their may be case of pick pocket. Youngsters should keep a watch on lovers.

So if you have a lover they will be looting you!! I think it is applicable for almost all young men through out the year .

Wednesday, February 20, 2008

After a long time like to start my blog. Some of the latest news i heard which are going to happen
1) Musharraf is planning to shift to India and join Indian Proffessional League of BCCI , he says that way he can earn more in 1 year(44 days of presence) that way, than being a president of pakistan for 7 years

2) Mayawati to become the PM, If that happens we will have Nithari scenario in every state not restricted only to UP as in the case of Mulayam. I dont know why she is wearing that pink barbie girl dresses, i remember of some C grade actress on seeing her.

3) Mumbai is for Marathi's only, so there will be no Central Government offices in Mumbai as they are headed in North India(Delhi). Instead of using electric train(which is central govt's) Mumbaikar's have to ferry in a Tractor. Trains to Delhi should bypass Maharashtra somehow(take diversion only Marathi trains carrying Milk cans allowed).