Netas to learn from IIM gurus <-click here for article
Saw this recent article from MSN. Politicians from UP(Ulta Pradesh) are going to take lessons from IIM profs. inside IIM Lucknow campus.

Arent our netas better businessmen without any ethics, they can sell even their own country. Now we are going to teach them how to do it methodically.

What actually is going to happen is this.

Bill Clinton decided to `teach' Lalu English, and invited him over to the US. They lock themselves in a room, and it is only after many weeks that the door opens. Out comes Lalu, with his usual smile, cool and unruffled. But Bill looks dazed. To shocked reporters Bill answers: "Ee babua hamar kuch bhi naahi sunat hai!"

these can be the expected outcome.

1) coming out of the session the IIM proffessor will surely say "80% reservation should be given to OBC"
2) U can see a bunch of Opposition parties staging a walk out not agreeing with the prof.
3) Both the ruling and Opposition members will hurl mikes and blows against the IIM staff's creating pandemonium. Or u can see the prof. hurling stones and practicing in the ground.
4) Ballot boxes will be out for sale during elections with proper advertisement tactics.
5) Using this chance Mayawati will encroach inside IIML campus and will build a huge Villa with a swimming pool, which Mulayam will get a stay so that neither IIM nor Mayawati are benefited with the land.

rest of stuff u can imagine.

The crocodile Hunter is dead



This is a very sad day for me when i saw the news. The star of the show "The crocodile Hunter" Steve Irwin is dead. He was stung by a Stingray while shooting Underwater in Queensland. One cant forget the ease at which he behaved with reptiles which so far had been an hatred ones of the humankind. He can catch an Boa, Mamba,Tarantulla or a King Cobra with bare hands and still be able to explain about them before the camera with lots of emotions and humour, with them crawling over. I thought him to be a man who should have born as an reptile.

His favourite is obviously the Crocodile. He had adopted places in Australia and had prevented australians from hunting crocodiles, helped many of them to relocated to a better habitat. He has his own Foundation for rescuing Crocodiles operating from the Australian Zoo, Queensland. His death should be remembered as World Crocodiles Day. May his soul rest in peace.

When people like Vasundhra Raje who said why to save Tigers, when people's problems are more in her state( during vanishing of Tigers in Sariska issue came up). People like Steve are like GOD when compared to these wretchards who want gain out of pain.